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Something to pass the time away

Things to think about ....

Is there a hair club for bald eagles ?

What are male nipples for ?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool ?

How can someone "draw a blank" ?

How is it possible to run out of space?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do they call the piece of wood a two-by-four if it's only 1 3/4" x 3 1/2"?